Dinosaur Wrangler

Before the place was shut down, I was a junior assistant dinosaur wrangler at Jurassic Park. They only let me deal with the really small dinosaurs:


I paid attention during orientation, and I remember that if you see a dinosaur licking its chops, you should back away slowly before it eats you.


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  1. Damn, he looks ferocious! You’re one brave man, my friend!

    1. I barely made it out of there with my life!

  2. What a cute doggasaurus. He doesn’t look very dangerous.

    1. Cuteness is her primary weapon, but in a really tough situation, she’ll break out the puppy-dog eyes.

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