I came home from work and discovered that faeries had built little mushroom-houses in my garden.
As the faeries have built homes, I’m declaring this a level 3 infestation. The protocols for responding to a level 3 infestation are so severe that, long ago, I had them placed in a sealed envelope, then erased from my memory. I’m unsealing the envelope now.
Word on the street is that “Fairy Apocalypse” is going to be the hot new SFF sub-genre in 2017. If you’ve written a fairy apocalypse book, give me a call. I’d like to be your literary agent. If you haven’t written a fairy apocalypse book yet, you’d better get in now, before the market is flooded.