In 2002, an alien rover landed on Earth, and Planetary Defense Command has been tracking it continuously since then. We have tapped into its transmissions to monitor the video and messages it sends home. It seems to operate primarily in Africa and Asia, with some activities in the Americas and Australia; it appears to avoid Europe and Antarctica.
See the rover’s transmissions at alienrover.wordpress.com.
Translation of the above gibberish: I’ve started a travel photo blog. This is the third blog which I post to regularly; I put the data into Excel, and the trendline projects that by the end of the year, I will be posting to six blogs. By the end of 2015, I will be making regular posts to eleven blogs. It’s science, so it must be true! If you’re not convinced, just look at this graph: